{Tiger Woods admits to 'transgressions'}

Tiger Woods admits to 'transgressions'

Oh Tiger.

Once worshipped like Napoleon's Liger.

Turns out you're a liar.

Renowned for your athletic and moral perfection.

A public awaited your political election.

You had it all.

A stunning wife.

A life seemingly without strife.

The envy of young golfers

And their fathers.

But then you had to go and get all berserk.

Causing all to be revealed from the woodwork.

Making you just another rich and powerful jerk.

Crashed your Escalade.

Exposed the charade.

Now no one's gonna come to your parade.

Way to go!

You big ho.

You went and ruined your own show.

A royal mess.

A hole in one.

So much to confess.

You better run.

Transgression's just another word

For doing it with the wrong bird.

Now you're just another cheat!

Thanks for giving us something to tweet.