{Rob Ford's Toronto}

Rob Ford's Toronto

Rob Ford.

Oh Lord!

A fat man

Without a tan.

No more gravy? That means you too!

After all, it’s not like you’re eating for two.

Look what you’ve done to our fair city.

What a pity!

The laughing stock.

A place that even Saskatchewanians mock.

No Pride parade?

Remember how you’re getting paid.

Cottages are cool

But why not come back a little early, you fool!

Look what you’ve done.

You’re taking away all the fun.

No Riverdale Farm.

No Toronto Zoo.

I wish an elephant would take a poo on you.

It’s so sad you’re our mayor.

It just isn’t fair.

I knew amalgamation was lame.

I knew it would never be the same.

Go back to Etobicoke

Cause you seriously blow!