{The Studies Say...}

The Studies Say...

One glass a day,
That's ok.

Eliminate caffeine?
How mean.

Vitamin D.
Go ahead and OD.

30 minutes a day keeps the doctors at bay,
But this cellulite refuses to go away.

Is that a typo,
Or should I consider Lipo?

Pro-age, anti-age,
Wrinkle rage.

Excuse this brief interruption.
Might we suggest injection.

Treadmill.
Big hill.

Cardio?
Please no!

Don't eat.
Don't eat meat.

Anaemic?
How ironic.

Organic and local,
They grow more vocal.

Or is moderation the key?
This age-old advice is free.